Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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