I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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