if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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