he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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