She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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