at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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