Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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