At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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