its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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