This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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