i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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