found the other keg... it's in the tree
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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