God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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