So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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