ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
