i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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