I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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