i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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