have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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