one two three fourrrrnication!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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