i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
