I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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