just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
