Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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