This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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