He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
