i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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