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• (217): View more from Illinois

  That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.

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  I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub

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• (925): View more from California

  We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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• (323): View more from California

  No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  you had me at cake vodka

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money

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  I swear to god those aren't related

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.

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