That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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you had me at cake vodka
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.