It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner