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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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