I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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