is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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