I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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