sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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