Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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