did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
