Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
