She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
im holly from the hills drunk
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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