Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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