how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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