Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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