I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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