You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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