whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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