with your own penis?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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