they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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