Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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