dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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