Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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