Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
