So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
this is an emotional support booty call
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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