HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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