everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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