Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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