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So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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