I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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