My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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