dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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