I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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