So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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