dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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