he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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